Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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