I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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