no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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