Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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