you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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