Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
