is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
is wine microwaveable?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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