I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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