who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
