spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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