He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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