and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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