She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
