New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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