Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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