For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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