Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
