no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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