About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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