After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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