do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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