Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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