the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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