I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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