Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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