real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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