so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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