we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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