I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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