This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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