I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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