: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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