i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Two words: blizzard sex
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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