Don't you send me to vm
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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