I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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