What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
