for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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