the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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