Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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