ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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