You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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