Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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