Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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