We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize
