Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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