I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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