try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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