you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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