another moral hangover. fuck.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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