What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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