Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I think I am morally bankrupt
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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